Nope, this isn't about diets or even interpersonal relations. It's about Tactical Pants--pants that began as the perfect trousers in which to tackle a mountain. Then they became the perfect trouser for tackling a bad guy. And the perfect pant or shorts for a man or woman who wants to climb a tree or even carry around an i-phone or portable book reader, or even an extra hard drive on their way to their favorite coffee house. They may look like a cargo pant, and therefore stylish, but they add Greater Function and Quality.
Other things you can do in Tactical Pants:Sail around the world
Force your children to clean their rooms
Carry a three-course lunch with no hands
Go spelunking
Kick ass in Afghanistan (Military I.D. required)
Handle a bride when the cake is late
Design a computer languageFight the Zombies in the Basement
Rush to class in the rain
Ride the bucking bull at Gilley's
Change a flat tire
Win the America's Cup
Sit on the porch and drink tea (after building the deck)
Drive a Mule Team through Death Valley
Endure through every page of Joyce's UlyssesJeanette K. writes the Tactical Pants blog, which I found through Slamdunk first, then a ning group after that. And what a site--informative and funny. For instance, check out the many fashion-challenged T.V. detectives, all of whom (except perhaps Peter Falk) would have been much cuter in Tactical Pants.
For those of you who attempt the impossible every day, or just want something well made, convenient, and well thought out, Jeanette has done a huge service: she's written a Consumer Guide to every good set of Tactical Pants and Shorts in the Universe.
Check the Tactical Pants blog out for laughs, or to see what a civic-minded company is up to. Do great things. Let me know what they are!! Or tell Jeanette K.!
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